honey-dippers:

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

septics0ul:

markgrumpticeye:

Some people go out and look for a challenge in life.

And some just like to take things easy.

Some like to think , plan ahead and create paths where none exist.

Some like to take every day as it comes.

Some like to fight.

Some seek the thrills.

And some would rather seek some company instead.

Some like to talk.

And some prefer the silence.

Some like to be in the spotlight.

While others prefer the shadows.

Some just want to party.

While for others the party has long ended.

We build.

And we destroy.

We cry.

And we laugh.

And sometimes we do both.

We get angry.

And we calm ourselves.

We make descisions we might regret.

We fight along eachothers sides.

And sometimes we take on the world all on our own.

We take care of others in good times and in bad.

Some will become parents.

And some will find a family in unexpected places

Some want to be part of a team.

And some would rather be alone.

Some like to play.

While some would rather watch.

Life is like a video game.

We all play the same game
But while some of us are just starting up their tutorials.

Others are already at the credits.

I feel so damn inspired by this post it is unreal.

puppetfriend:

*chanting* GAY! PUPPETS! GAY! PUPPETS! GAY ! PUPPET!

spacemonkeyg78:

kenderfriend:

psyfic:

morecoffee:

He didn’t just call for relaxed standards, he said the whole idea of asbestos poisoning is a “mob-led conspiracy theory” and now the EPA had officially stopped studying it.

Saying “relaxed standards” makes Trump sound reasonable. Quote him.

Source: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/06/the-epa-will-no-longer-evaluate-the-health-risks-o.html

Russia scratched his back, now he scratches theirs. Meanwhile US citizens will be dying. 😱😡

My uncle, who inhaled asbestos while building and repairing American submarines for 10 years, died from mesothelioma this year. He was only 54 and prior to his lungs becoming almost a solid tumorous mass he was still working and also reconnecting with his ex and only wife, the high school sweetheart love of his life. 54.

Ever heard of mesothelioma? No? It’s cause by asbestos. It’s cancer caused by asbestos. Asbestos that you may not only breath in on site but that you can also bring home on your clothes, shoes, etc to share unknowingly with your spouse, roommate, partner, children or to anyone else who comes into contact with anything that is contaminated. 54 years old. Want to know the survival rate of mesothelioma that is caused by asbestos? There isn’t much, if you even live long enough to see the diagnosis because mesothelioma is fatal. My uncle spent his last 8 months hurrying to get his affairs in order while fighting with insurance companies about pain medication because dying of cancer HURTS, about nebulizers because dying of lung cancer feels like you’re drowning on land, and about chemo, and wheelchairs, and anti-emetics and oxygen tanks and who would help him clean up his vomit that never stopped because he didn’t have the energy to even turn over. 54 years old and he found out he had cancer caused by asbestos because he worked on one of our military’s best weapons and was dead months later.

Mesothelioma is a cancer we know beyond a shadow of a doubt is caused by asbestos, it is terminal which means it is a guaranteed death sentence.

noisier:

my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life

audreyii-fic:

because everyone should see this

jensteed:

steve-rogers:

a true story

This is ridiculously sweet and I’m gayer because of it, awww

taahko:

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

baribarinomi:

most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.